Gooooooooood morning, Peoria!

You wanna know why he's screaming? You try banging your head against a wall for a couple of hours, then having several lights shined in your face after nine months of darkness, while being naked in a hospital room full of strangers...not to mention having to adjust to breathing air, having no idea where your next meal is coming from, and finding out that Kerry Wood is on the DL again!

On to the birth details. Brady was born on July 13, 2006. He was born at 7:57 am on a Thursday morning, and it was a scorcher that day! He weighed 8 lbs. 11 1/2 oz., and he was 21 1/4 inches long.